do not be afraid :)

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do not be afraid for i am just a frog yes just a frog do not fear there is nothing to fear here just an ordinary frog do not be afraid.


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is this a real product?


what is this product?


should i be afraid?

no :) do not be afraid :)

no, seriously, what is this product?

y e s

can i return this product?

no. once you have unleashed him, he is eternally bound to you. we do not want it back. it is your problem now. if you truly wish to be rid of this product, transfer ownership to another. it cannot be killed. (we wouldn’t recommend that you try)

i’m kinda scared?

don’t be :) do not be afraid :) it is not allowed :)


is there anything i should know?

legally i must say that he is not intended for humans under the age of 14. i must also tell you that he can smell fear :)




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