Son the Frog is the ideal child. He never screams, and never talks back. He will occasionally commit crimes and cause chaos, but what toddler doesn’t? Please adopt a Son today to give him a bright future.
- 12 inches (30.5 cm) tall
- very chonk. very squish. good squeeze size.
- perfect shape for rolling down hills at a rapid speed
- his legs look like chicken. but do not taste like chicken.
Son the Frog will arrive flat and squished. He will look a little silly. Release him from his plastic prison and massage him to rearrange his fluff into the optimal form.
All shop orders are fulfilled by White Squirrel, a fulfillment warehouse in Washington. The goal is to send your order within 1 week, but this might take longer depending on shop launches where there is a large influx of orders. We appreciate your patience!
• US orders usually take between 2-10 business days to arrive, depending on the efficiency of your local postal service.
• International orders usually take between 2-12 weeks to arrive.
• Shop orders cannot be combined with Patreon or Kickstarter rewards.
• All orders that contain Preorder Items will not ship until all of the preordered items have arrived.