FAQ:

is this a real product?

yes

what is this product?

yes

should i be afraid?

no :) do not be afraid :)

no, seriously, what is this product?

y e s

can i return this product?

no. once you have unleashed him, he is eternally bound to you. we do not want it back. it is your problem now. if you truly wish to be rid of this product, transfer ownership to another. it cannot be killed. we wouldn’t recommend that you try.

where did it come from?

we do not know, it had simply just came to fruition. although sentient, it speaks on a frequency we have not yet reached, leading us to believe it is something of a higher power.

i’m kinda scared?

don’t be :) do not be afraid :) it is not allowed :)

is there anything i should know?

legally, we must say that he is not intended for humans under the age of 14. we must also tell you that he can smell fear :)